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April 30, 2007

hook(er) me up

since i got to vegas just yesterday, i woke up at like 5 AM. i called the front desk and they said the fitness center cost $35/person. screw that. so i went for a run on the strip. when i got back to my hotel i was outside stretching for a few. i was bent over stretching my hammies and i hear this female voice say, "get a good stretch!" huh? when i looked up i was being approached by this fairly attractive, casual-but-with-strategic-places-exposed-ally dressed twentysomething. here's how the conversation went:

her: what are you doing after you work out?
me: going to work.
her: oh, ok. maybe later, are you interested in some private relaxation?
me: um, no, thanks.
her: well, i could give you my number.
me: well, you could, but i don't think i'll need it.
her (rummaging through purse): oh, look at that, i don't have any cards left anyway.
me: ah well, maybe next time.

gotta love vegas.

[UPDATE: after thinking some more, i am convinced that google sent her in an attempt to distract me from my talk today. THEY WILL NOT SUCCEED!!!]

Posted by eburke at April 30, 2007 10:41 AM

Comments

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Great story. Sorry I missed it.

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